The RM Family
(Inspired by “The Addams’ Family” theme song by Vic Mizzy)
We work in med marketing
And dental advertising,
Strive to make care less confusing.
The RM Family
We’re there on conference calls
(And hide b’hind firewalls).
I present the guys ‘n dolls of
The RM Family
Keith Humes serves as the top dog,
And wife Courtney clears up backlog.
10 years—that’s just the prologue!
The RM Family
The Search Team handles Google,
And tech tasks just as crucial.
They make it all seem brutal easy.
The RM Family
The jobs in Ops are countless,
Alicia makes great progress.
The PM team is dauntless.
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The Dev folks always dabble,
Improving each site’s value
(Own all products made by Apple).
The RM Family
Designers are the masters
Of “befores” to foxy “afters”—
Also skilled ‘n witty banter.
The RM Family
Med Sales has the know-how
To grow your practice cash cow.
We all come out well-endowed.
The RM Family
The Dental Team can soothe fears,
Our clients give ‘em big cheers.
Their kindness ain’t just veneers.
The RM Family
They dominate the zeitgeist,
Share cute gifs ‘n epic meme sites.
‘Cause Social’s not for luddites!
The RM Family
Writers add Oxford commas,
Use storytelling ‘n drama,
(When remote, we all wear p’jamas).
The RM Family
New Biz reels in the big fish,
Great service mixed with purpose.
No wonder you all choose us.
The RM Family
Finances are Mike’s duty.
He’s counting all the booty.
Deficits make him moody.
The RM Family
Happy Halloween, everyone!